In a surprise move 9 games into the season the G-Zone Madness packed their sticks, pucks, jocks, and their lead in the FUHL standings (nah nah na nah nah) and are headed for the warmth and sunshine of Miami, FL.
"We watched in horror as the Miami Dolphins suffered a crushing come from behind loss to the Jets on Monday. I couldn't believe their fourth quarter collapse. I decided it was time to pack my team up and go down there and teach those football guys our winning ways," said Madness Owner KL Simpson outside the G-Spot(the Madness' arena) in downtown Flint. "Besides, it's a hell of a lot warmer there."
Many inside the FUHL speculate the move will hurt the Madness as they play extremely well in the G-Spot.
"The warm weather will do us good, everyone will love road trips to Miami," said Simpson. "And those that think we won't play well there don't realize one fact, The G-Spot Arena is being moved to the sunshine state on those 'Wide Load' trailers" she finished with an eerie evil laugh.
Posted on Oct 29, 2000, 2:16 PM from IP address 188.8.131.52