Skin-surrection: Trek boogies down

by Kobayashi Maru

 

By now, all of you have heard rumors about the new film. Yes, kiddies, it has been reported that Counselor Troi and Baby-faced Billy Riker get buck nekkid in a steamy bubble bath scene.
Ah, but I, your most fearlessly honest insider, has learned the REAL nitty gritty on this earth shattering event. It turns out that there's not only Riker and Troi au natural, but Worf gets a piece of the action too. Creating what can TRULY be called a menage a Trois, the son of Mogh joins the two and, and it what may be a truly ground breaking moment, appears FULLY NUDE. In fact, the very same prosthetic donned by Mr. Dirk Diggler himself is reused in this scene, of course with some heavy modification to give it a more rigid, Klingon look. In fact, not unlike the forehead ridges, the famliy resembelance is truly apparent......
I have seen pictures, true believers, this one's gonna go where no one's gone before!!!!!



Posted on Sep 16, 1998, 1:07 AM
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