"Oh, gods, no! NO! He can't be dead, he just can't! "
Like everyone else in the world, that was my respo nse when I heard that our ' Guy had died. After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Scoop Guy is, in fact, NOT dead!
Here's my reasoning:
* There have been unexplained Scoop abscences before, usually before a major scoop is broken.
* These unexplained abscences are usually accompained by unexplained weirdness on the part of Jeeves.
* If he were after a *really* big scoop, he might recruit his brother (the personification of sexual and musical perfection) to help spread rumors about his actual activities.
* What possible big scoop could he be after? Think about it. For about 7 years, Paramount has been denying the possibility of a DS9 movie or another TOS movie. Meaning, of course, THEY HAVE SECRETLY BEEN DEVELOPING A DS9/TOS CROSSOVER!
"For there are many scoops on the Paramount lot; I go there to prepare one for you."
Maranatha; come soon, Scoop Guy.
Posted on Aug 8, 1999, 9:56 PM from IP address 159.138.245.91