ThunderLove, o personification of musical and sexual perfection or whatever I'm supposed to call you...
When Jeeves tells you, "Perhaps if you turn around you'll see ScoopGuy alive with your own peeopers," do you ever actually do it? Have you ever turned around, or are you afraid of what you might see? If ScoopGuy *is* alive, and he *does* have your peepers, some questions are answered and more serious ones posed.