Went as follows:

The FA reject Alty's appeal against the 18 point deduction and we are relegated back to the Conference North.
A distraught Graham Heathcote resigns and takes up a post as an official assessor of Conference referees.
Dalton Steele departs to Bermuda to initaite a military coup there.
Geoff Goodwin emigrates to Australia and becomes Shane Warne's personal chauffeur.
Gerry Berman returns as Chairman and announces that Nigel Gleghorn and Brian Kilcline are the new Alty management team and the Robins are merging with FCUM.
I end up having to watch Josh Mitten lumbering around Moss Lane again.
A calendar of naked photographs of George Heslop frolicking across the Moss Lane pitch is published by STAR in an attempt to raise funds for the club.
Brian Flynn replaces Garth Crooks on the BBC World Cup coverage.
There are rumours of Mike Connett launching a takeover bid for Alty and building a marina based around Timperley Brook that runs behind the Popular Side.
Dave Pace is appointed as Alty's groundsman.
Mark Ward is signed on day release from Walton Jail.
We all have to go to an away game against Frickley again.

Then I woke up....

Stranger things have happened!