Jezza The Mule (Login RealJezza) Alty Forum Users (Post)
Under severe pressure from one of the FIFArce members, Flynny's alty uber alles were charged with the very serious rule breach regarding international clearance and something to do with Flynny not having his passport stamped correctly on his way to deutschland.
A hearing took place at 3.30 this morning at the late night garage near Brooklands station. In Flynny's absence (obviously he couldn't be bothered to make the short 2,000 mile journey) he was deducted 2 points.
Team of the day yesterday was 'now he's gonna win the thing' Gary with 6 points.
Thus League table stands thusly;
Anthony Wright :The Legend of Mark Maddox 47
Brian Flynn :Alty uber alles 45
*(2 points deducted for international clearance passport cock up)
Phil Taylor : Reffin ‘Ell 44
*(4 points deducted for being in administration upheld)
Mark Murray :Peake Is a Jobsworth 44
Steve Foster :The Mighty Robins 41
Cliff Wignall :World Cup Wonders 40
Mike Ainsworth :Alty Are Back Again 40
Vince Sweeney :Czech Alty FC 35
Ecky :Beat The backstabbers XI 35
Jacqui:Austria 32
*Reported for cheating 3 points deducted
GaryWarrington ;All them e-mials and in the same league 30
Gazelle:Third World XI 23
May I please ask why Alty were deducted a whole 18 points for not having international clearance for 1 player whilst Flynnie, who as chief selector of his team hasn't got clearance therefore rendering his entire team devoid of required bit of red tape wrapped paper has been deducted only 2?
Also I was docked 4 points purely because of what I allegedly do for a living whilst Herr Flynn is deducted only the same 2 points for allegedly flouting international border controls.
This is not an atempt to get anyone into any bother nor am I formally complaining, I would just wish for clarification so there is no confusion in the future.