Apart from Joe O'Neill who was the last Altrincham player to score a hat-trick in a conference (national - smartarses) match. The player in question has to have been playing for Altrincham at the time or be a member of the current squad i.e. the answer would be JO'N for York last season.

When? Where? Who? Why? How?

GO

A bonus point if anyone knows of the last Alty, exAlty player bar JO'N to achieve the feat

..identifying any Alty player who had done it, for example if Craney had got one for Accy last year.

But the main question is

MEMBERS OF THE CURRENT SQUAD TO HAVE SCORED A CONF HAT TRICK OR SCORING A CONF HAT TRICK FOR ALTY.

p.s. no i haven't got a bloody clue who it is.

The question has just brought back memories of Lee Poland v Lancaster in the FA Cup.

I know it doesn't answer your question but what a night that was !