Don't forget my xmas pressie.

www.ferrari.co.uk
(don't get me a crappy coach i'd rather have a woman)

Yours in anticipation.

PS I've not forgotten yours either...
www.lastminutewhattheygotleftatthe24hrgarageonxmaseve.com

You have no need of a new model for Xmas as I have almost been resorted to my previous tip-top condition - courtesy of those chassis miracle workers: Weight Watchers.

By the Oxford United away game, I will once again be so thin, you will not be able to see me standing side-on behind the goal. You will, however, be able to hear me complaining about how cold it is. Fat has its uses.

Fat has more useful than keeping an individual warm.
would tell you what they are but i am out of breathe from all this typing

Does fat keep you warm? Surely the nerve endings that feel the cold are just under the skin.