<spells name with no vowels like the primal scream record>

<get confused about this all> <looks around with the dazed look of someone who has listened to rage against the machine for the whole 10 hours of the journey from france to switzerland to the uk on their personal stereo at full volume and can't hear anything>
<gets a headache>
<tries to do that electricity thing but gets the bolt stuck up own nose>
<wonders why the **** he's doing all of this>
<drinks some of the drink he holds in his hand (coffee powder and lemon squash)>
<spills the rest of his rancid drink on his jeans>
<remembers with rage the shitheads on that trip who think he looks like a phsychopath>

hey. all that stuff is actually kind of fun.

<falls off his chair>
<lies on floor pathetically>
<gets up and goes to look for some apple juice>