I know the most about Reading Festival than anyone.

I know the most about grammar than you.

I did my English A/S level a year early.

obviously to no avail. you gimp.

You're the gimp. I'm better than you.

No you're the gimp. I have a girlfriend and a house and parents and loadsa stuff you could never have. You fucking stupid gimp.

i bet your girlfriend is sometimes mistaken for chunk from the legendary film "the goonies", plus, you are a gimp.

nuff' said.

But in the end, I'm better than all of you

admit you've only seen a pair of tits on the beach and u like s club juniors
whereas i bummed a girl when i was 14!
nuff said i think

...Says that I'm better than you.

Basically you bummed a girl? Wow. Anal sex. You dirty underage bastard. And i bet she was a dirty slapper who gave you clamydia you fucking gimp. Whose got aids? Not me. You probably do though. You arse.

Because I am the greatest and better than all of you put together

You certainly are good at getting attention.

Well done mate you achieved this pinacle of success that many others fail to do by posting egotistical, often ridiculous messages on a message board. It may well in fact lead to equally silly responses such as yours has - congratulations.

We have a winner.

Tom B

....I'm the greatest.

I DO hope you're being ironic here... :s

the character jay a character created by the the god like kevin smith who is better than all of you weak minded fools blunt man and chronic would beat all of you none are greater than jay and silent bob i chalenge anyone to say it aint so

i read this message and replied to it mis remebering that it was another message with the sad "i bumed a girl huh huh huh" muppet and that you were the one who like me agreed he was a gimp so ignore the cock up

oooooooo you bummed someone how amazing thats a very sad thing to be proud of u lame little bitch

its not arogant like you oo you have stuff oooooooooo i bet its just a substitute for your tiny penis i dont need money to be greater than god i am god and i got high and to be brilliant thats all you gotta do and dont show of about doinng ppl up the arse its lame

therefrore i must be better than you

no i am supirior to all of you and i am also the fattest and no one could beat me at sumo wrestling ha ha

im the man. i have a one incher.

that would be sorta cool as its very unusual and has comedy value pluss masturbation must take very little effort

touch and go dave, at least thats what my boyfreind calls me. why else would i crowdsurf naked?

i mean a mosh pit gets very hot why not go naked its comfy especialy if your a sweaty fat man like me

touch and go dave, at least thats what my boyfreind calls me. why else would i crowdsurf naked?

i could crowd surf naked but the hair would get pulled ive got a wear wolf growing in my pants or somthing

I'll send Tommy Couch from Pink Torpedoes round to drum on your face.Get your own handle dick head.Sorry for being abusive but it annoys me when people pretend to be me(as I'm sure it does you as well Reg!)so stop it please.Thank you.Sorry for the abusive language Reg!

yeah real funny you claiming tobe the real dave, i wouldnt resort to abusive language and there is other fake daves but iam he. papa roach rule i dont like pink torpedoes.

yeah i got that once people doin that are twats somewhat

I managed to make this the longest ever thread on this message board. The reason being, I am the best.

I don't like the lying twats who don't even know who Pink Torps are.That said maybe this is AJW.Who Knows?Respect to the King!

dave u will never know the fakebecause it dosnt exist, itsyou trying to be hard. dave loves reg.

The title says it all.