How do you kill a whole circus in one go?






Go for the juggler. HAHAHAH!!!!!


thank u and good night.

let`s have more jokes on here, lighten up
lager usually provides class wit, or something that rhymes

a dead baby in a clown suit

What is ET short for?



Cuz he has small legs!!! hahahaha!



i cant think of any more! :(

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A Golden Retriever.

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken."


ps. im actually a blonde!





/not a blonde :)