my pants hurt.

reading will be cool this year - cant speek for leeds, never been there.

Did anyone hear XFM make some comment about me - probably not, no one likes XFM. I don't.

Please bring all your money this year in yellow camp as the collection for the small penis fund will be back.

Please, please, please dont abuse me when im drunk again this year.

(That's where the name comes from - i'm cute and innocent but when i drink, something wierd happens and all these nasty people start abusing me - therefore Gizmo from Gremlins.)

Look forward to seeing you all again this year. THe 'small penis choir' (we now have three members!!) has been brushing up on our songs. We've got some nice new ones. PLease come and watch.

Speak to ya later (in about 70 days!)

Gizmo

Just to clear it up - the other 2 members of the choir do NOT have small penises. Well I havent seen Danny's so maybe he does!

See you in Yellow Camp then........

it will be a pleasure to meet all of ya's!i seem to remember you from last year, i was also in yellow camp, i think i may need all the cash i can get, but im willing to donate dirty socks, random foreign beers and porkpies from the local shops!

Long Live Gizmo???? Not if he drinks as much as he drank last year!!!!!

Very generous of you to donate the gifts (the beer especially!), but how are they going to help his willy to grow?????!!!!!!

Beer wont help my penis grow, but it will help me to forget. also the music seems a lot better when i'm pissed (heck i even listened to muse once when i was pissed - well actually it was on in the background and i was too pissed to complain!)

gizmo

...Is something you wouldn't notice.