Hi....I'm Paul Bumcheeks.

Could I trouble anybody to let me know when the Greenbelt christian festival is on, or have I already missed it?

May I also add that Leeds and Reading are filled with evil and you will all have to answer to the lord Jesus on judgement day for the things you get up to.

Thanks.
Paul

didn't the good lord turn water into wine & hang out with hookers.

If that's the moral high ground, count me in.

I'm sure the Bible or Jesus or something says "Judge not lest ye be judged"...which is pretty much what you've done. See you in hell. Wahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

He's often outside London gigs with a megaphone preaching about Jesus and telling everyone that they're evil and stuff, he was at Reading too, fuckin funny.

...who stands there with a board telling us not to judge the lord, or some shit like that?

... and he had with him a clipboard with the cheezy lines written on it. It was outside the Astoria before a pitchshifter gig ages ago. He said to me "If you go in there you are going straight to hell." And then told me that the Bible forbids me to take pleasure in the things of the world.
Amnesty International lady collecting beside him just turned to him and said "Fuck off"

Its never 2 late 2 be saved by jesus so we can get wasted and do debauched things until where on our death beds