dont read the above...I messed up...read this version
by Tara (no login)
Ok, most of you know Im older and married and my husband works for a NY investment firm. Recently the company placed an ad in craigslist for a Human Resources position...heres the answer they got.
As the hiring manager of the company wrote me.....this is one for the books. if yer ever intereted in wring up a resume...and Im sure most of you are or are about to....DONT DO THIS!!!!!!!
Dear Human Resources:
I saw your job post on craigslist for an Admin Assistant. Against my better judgement I send you this reply, knowing that you aren't going to email me back or call to schedule an interview. I have a Bachelor of Science from Ithaca College -- it sits at home. I majored in Television & Radio and minored in Still Photography. My major concentration was Advertising & Public Relations.
If you find the time to review my CV you will notice that I do not have any internships or marketable job experience. This is true, but I have years of activism and student government experience, I have run for public office as an endorsed candidate and was invited to Fordham University by Hector the Magic Spic to present my photographs to his group -- aside from sitting behind that computer screen avoiding this response, what have you done for your common man? Right, just as I thought, keep him down.
Ok, most of you know Im older and married and my husband works for a NY investment firm. Recently the company placed an ad in craigslist for a Human Resources position...heres the answer they got.
As the hiring manager of the company wrote me.....this is one for the books. if yer ever intereted in wring up a resume...and Im sure most of you are or are about to....DONT DO THIS!!!!!!!
"I have worked in many retail locations and quickly rose to management. I have great team-working skills, can follow direction, work alone and I can even shuck and jive. I have survived hurricanes and frequent air travel. I have the ability to seduce you online in hood Spanish. There has never been a new skill that I couldn't master in a short time span, so that proprietary software you're running -- I got that in the bag already.
I know you aren't interested in my CV so instead I have attached a picture of my ass. In the event that you don't wish to offer me a job, feel free to print out the picture of my ass and give it a big ol' kiss. However, if you would like to offer me a job, save that picture in a secret place and keep that in the back of your mind when it comes time for bargaining for vacation time.
Thank you for getting this far in this email and may you have a blessed day."
Sincerely,
Lorenzo Rodriguez
.......and yes, he included a picture of his bare ass, which I have spared you.I have a theory about bare assess....unless they resemble Jude Laws......keep the damn things covered!!!!!!