well I dug this up from my files......

by Tara (no login)

 
Hades wants to interview the New Groove Gang....... but it dont work out too good....



Panic........Sir..... please theres been a .............program conflict.....

Hades............Excuse Me?!!!!!????

Pain.............We........... had trouble with the cast-they were a bit difficult to locate and ...welll....uh...gee........we got mixed up - we werent sure which....who...... to send the invite to...OK!!..we admit it!!! We confuse easily!!!!!

Hades{configuring two small coffins in the air}.........Whaddarya talking about ?? what's the problem???



Panic....We didnt mean it !!Honest!!! it was just a terrible accident!!!! but...everything just went wrong!!!

Hades......I cant believe this....how could you screw up???? I asked you to book the cast of Emperor's New Groove..How hard can that be???!!!...How many high budget feature lengh animated comedy adventure musical buddy films set in a Central South American fantasy kingdom ARE there????

Pain........ummmm......... you'd be surprised.........



{The cast of El Dorado walks in}





Hercules........Holy..... Hermes!!!


Cassandra.............Great..... Zeus!!!

Miguel........¡Madre del Dios!!

Icarus.............Sweet Apollo on a Flaming Chariot!!

Tulio.........¡Mierda Santa!!!

Hades.......^%&*%$#@^%&^%$####$%%&*&&%%$%^%&*!!!!

Panic.........Sir, thats what we were trying to tell you~

Hades........You .......BOOKED THE COMPETITION!??????!!!!

Pain and Panic together.........It was an Accident!!!! Please!!!! FORGIVE US!!!!!!!

Hades........You .......BOOKED ..........THE.......&%#$@@@*&^% COMPETITION!??????!!!!

Pain and Panic {together again}............We deserve to DIE!!!!!!!again and again and again.....with....lots of.....agony...........we know !!! we know!!!!But forgive us Oh Mighty Overlord!!

Hades {to Herc, in shock...}............ They booked the competition.......

Herc{patting Hades gently on the shoulder}.....Pull yourself together............

Hades ........... They booked the competition.......

Panic {groveling in the slime}............... Forgive us!!!!

Hades......."FORGIVE" is not a word on my vocabulary list....."E--VIS--CER--ATE" is.........

Hercules......Holy Hermes!!!!!!!! what are you guys doing on a Disney site!"??????

Miguel.......apparently........... we're Slumming!!!

Icarus ..........."Slumming", huh???? ."Slumming??? " Oh................ THAT'S IT!!!! Mister, you are gonna Rue the DAY you said that!......{turns to Herc} Herc, make him Rue the day he said that!!!!!"




Posted on May 29, 2009, 7:54 AM

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  1. LOL!!!. Cilicia, May 29, 2009, 3:22 PM
    1. actually its almost done but......... Tara, May 29, 2009, 11:29 PM
      1. Interesting.... Cilicia, May 30, 2009, 6:28 PM
        1. eh...too much work...how bout dis???. Tara, Jun 4, 2009, 11:11 AM
          1. Good concept!. Cilicia, Jun 6, 2009, 8:15 PM

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