its a gigantic disorganized mess. Needs editing big time and its sort of outdated.....it was written around the time Katzenburg broke off from Disney and formed Dreamworks {with 800 million lawsuit dollars won from a weeping Micheal Eisner} so, some of the jokes wont fly.Its just that Sara and I were such HUGE El Dorado fans and loved the idea of rival company TV toons getting into a fist fight with movie toons.Both Herc and El Dorado were considered flops in their day{El Dorado was a SERIOUS H bomb, I think they made 49 million dollars} and we thought they should all join forces and start a support group!!!
Icarus .........Comon Herc, take them out already!!!!Hit her, Herc Hit her!!!
Hercules ......Icarus, for the last time, I'm not hitting a woman!!!{Chel clobbers Herc} OW!!!
Icarus.............. well, I think I can take the armadillo.....
Hercules.......HOLD IT!!!!!..Hero Rule Number 4765857566308600 is Always Try to Resolve Things Peacefully First. Because a hero has to do... what a hero has to do....cause..thats what, uh heros do...and oh, right, I'm a hero in training-{right??} and as the duly designated hero-in training of this show I'm going to do the heroic thing.........
Tzekle Khan {to Hades}..........does he talk like that all the time???? How do you stand it?????
Hades..............You see what I have to put up with???
Hercules........Wait!!!! Don't you guys get it??? we should'nt fight like this !!C'mon!!we're practically related!!! we're practically cousins......you guys were produced by an ex-Disney exec..... with ex- Disney animators..... using ex-Disney musicians............
Icarus........and ex-Disney money!!!
Cassandra..............You're not Helping!!!!!!!
Hercules.........Hey!!!the bottom line is that Hercules and El Dorado were Both gorgeous, fabulous, witty, wonderful, hilarious well done quality films that deserved to be and Should have been.......major mega block busters....and that just did'nt happen. And it's the fans who lost out!!
Icarus{sighing}........We were ahead of our time........
Tulio { bursting into tears} It-Was-Such-A-Beautiful-Movie!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Hercules............Let it out, Brother, let it all out!!!
Tzekle Khan{to Hades}.......Oh Great Awful God of Death!!!! let me worship you on my knees and offer up the greatest tribute I can to your Terrible Glory!!
Hades.......Hey...... I LIKE this guy!!! Yer ok, ya know that, Pal???
Hades.....say can ya do this???{whips out fireball at tips of fingers and blasts Pain and Panic into the wall several feet}
Tzekle Khan....Not bad, not bad at all!!!!but if you dont mind I do a little something I trot out at parties....
{Reaches into Panics body and rips out still beating heart. Holds it up in the air and it bursts into flame. go together like virgins and volcanoes....
Hades.................. OK...... ya got my attention. Badda Bing!!! Thats what I call heart burn!!!But will it work with mortals??
Tzekle Khan reaches over to pull heart out of Cass.....can't find it.
Diablos!!! She doe'snt have one!!!!
Icarus...........I could have yold ya that!!!!
if you think its worth playing with we could give it a go!!!!