Join The Club [upbeat ditty for male vocals] {c} 1995
(no login) Posted Nov 15, 2000 12:01 AM
1st verse:
As long as I live, I'll never understand
The workins of a woman's mind.
She plays the game so well and then pretends not to know,
Why I love her and I leave her behind.
I wanna have me some fun-just a one time fling
Never wanted to make it a lifetime thing,
Now your hand's in my wallet and you're wantin to play,
But before we get started I got somethin to say.....
Chorus:
I hear that Sally wants to get a rope around my neck
Cause someone saw me out with my sweet Annette
Linda says I'm late with her alimony,
Cause I spent on my money on my other honey,
Now I'm three months behind on my child support,
Cause baby my kinda lovin is a contact sport
So if you want a piece of me hon.......join the club.
2nd Verse:
Now I've heard many times that what goes around
Is gonna come back to me some day.
And if I didn't get some reins on that stud of mine
Those girls was gonna make me pay.
I never thought a sweet girl could be as cruel as that
But many times since then I've worn my ass for a hat
Now if you think you wanna be kickin my behind
Let me tell you somethin darlin you'll be standin in line.
Chorus:
I hear that Sally wants to get a rope around my neck
Cause someone saw me out with my sweet Annette
Linda says I'm late with her alimony,
Cause I spent on my money on my other honey,
Now I'm three months behind on my child support,
Cause baby my kinda lovin is a contact sport
So if you want a piece of me hon.......join the club.
Bridge [slow and bluesy to a build before last chorus]
Now I've straightened up my act, and I've been real good................
But Betty's in a downright amorous mood
She's a kissin on my ear and I'm takin off them reins
Stand back everybody here I go again...........
chorus:
I hear that Sally wants to get a rope around my neck
Cause someone saw me out with my sweet Annette
Linda says I'm late with her alimony,
Cause I spent on my money on my other honey,
Now I'm three months behind on my child support,
Cause baby my kinda lovin is a contact sport
So if you want a piece of me hon.......join the club.
I said if you want a piece of me hooooooon
Join the club!