I had a stupid idea of what to do here. Maybe you could put in the "lost scene" from the original SFvMK intro showing just how MMK got into the theatre. Maybe it was cut from boradcast because it was "too racy" or "controversial" or "just plain too FUBAR for words."
Just a passing thought by a lurker, don't mind me.
By the way...
> [WAND rolls a six-sided die.]
> WAND: Okay, the party is ambushed by... [rolls] ...a lemonge, with...
> [rolls] ...a flamethrower/grenade launcher.
> MMK: This has got to be Timmy Jackson's work.
> [I cannot help but notice that I seem to have stolen Rebecca's gag.]
You have a bad influence on us, we have a bad influence on you? Who knows. Although you might want to see the "Random Roll Monkey Boy" table in "Mitchell the GI Joe" for more of htis idiocy. (BLATANT PLUG)