I *wouldn't* advise that you continue mocking Wanderer, first of all. That's not smart for a large number of reasons, only one of which being that he's an administrator of this board and could ban your ass. Making fun of his language is not cute at all and does not endear you to us.
More importantly, though you may deny it, when one of us bitches you out, you are probably doing something *wrong*. Getting defensive about it is not going to make us any more sympathetic. Admitting you were wrong might.
Wanderer is not trying to crush your self-esteem because he gets off on pissing in people's cornflakes. He is simply alerting you to the simple fact that you need to change your behavior PDQ if you want to make any friends around here.
In more concrete terms, demanding that we vote on whether you stay or go like that is stupid and definitely not in your best interest. It implies a certain "ok, this is how I am, take me or leave me" attitute and, just based on the behavior you've exhibited, not many people would want you around.
Now, saying something along the lines of "Oops, I'm sorry, I really should have read before posting. I'll try not to fuck up in future. Please don't eat me," might work a little better.