In my defense, this was started by a moron's attempt at a silly tagline (That's a defense?). My psychiatrist said (in '96) I'm a textbook example of a passive-agressive personality, and Skylark threatened to wrap a golf club around the head of the next person who brought up the "fangs" (then she let TBS off the hook because he didn't actually use the f-word), so... I'm sure you can see where this is going (oh, wait, it's been posted).
Then she took that as a challenge, and I tried to backpedal out, using that lame Chikorita thing, since I can't just out and say "ACK! Don't hit me!"
On the other hand, when I finish my avatar, I might want to list this as an alternate opening in the OR-style move list (Hey, t.ogre and eonsinger have 'em.).
While I'm here (But I *don't* have any ulterior motives for posting.): MMK, if you bothered to read this, could you use the link to E-mail me? It's nothing important, so if you don't have time, just tell me no, and I'll leave you alone. I just wanted your input on a miniscule bit of text. If you can't get my E-mail from the link, DAPLAGUE420@aol.com. Don't laugh, unless you have a better (and cheaper) suggestion.
-Z
I know, I know. I need to learn to get to the point.