An explanation of Gav-Ok!

by Gavok

 
Gav-Ok! should probably just be Gavok with a couple C. Ling lines tossed in. C. Ling comes from this scene from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast. Probably my favorite episode "Curling Flower Space"


SPACE GHOST: As I moved in to enjoy the sex, terror rained down from the sky...

(A CEILING TILE HITS SPACE GHOST IN THE HEAD)

SARAH JESSICA PARKER: (LAUGHING) Oh my gosh.

SPACE GHOST: Are...there...any bones...sticking out?

SARAH JESSICA PARKER: Um, I can't tell. You're hidden by a desk.

SPACE GHOST: (VOICE-OVER) I was pinned. To the earth.

ZORAK: (VOICE-OVER) Pfft! By a freakin' ceiling tile.

(FLASHBACK ENDS)

SPACE GHOST: Don't! Don't, Don't, Don't!

ZORAK: (LAUGHS)

SPACE GHOST: This was no ordinary ceiling tile, Jerry.

JERRY SPRINGER: Okay.

SPACE GHOST: This was The C. Ling Tile!

(FLASHBACK RESUMES. A CEILING TILE WITH TWO SPRINKLER AND AN AIR VENT WALKS UP TO SPACE GHOST, WHO IS STILL LYING ON THE FLOOR.)

C. LING TILE: So, Ghost. We meet again.

SPACE GHOST: C. Ling!

C. LING TILE: That's right. I'm back.

SPACE GHOST: The pleasure is mine.

C. LING TILE: No, no, no. Correction: The pleasure is all for me! (HE STARTS SPRAYING WATER ON SPACE GHOST'S HEAD) Sprinkler! Sprinkler!

SPACE GHOST: No!

C. LING TILE: Ho-HO!

SPACE GHOST: Tap water!

C. LING TILE: (LAUGHS) Now I will freeze you! At 60 degrees! Cool air vent! Go! (STARTS BLOWING AIR ON SPACE GHOST)

SPACE GHOST: Agh!

C. LING TILE: Go together!

SPACE GHOST: He's lowering the temperature of my body!

C. LING TILE: Oh-ho-ho!

SPACE GHOST: It's all right. Contact Facilities!

C. LING TILE: You...(BANGS SPACE GHOST ON THE HEAD)...deal with it!

SPACE GHOST: Son of a...

C. LING TILE: Ha ha ha!

SPACE GHOST: Time to hang, Tile!

C. LING TILE: Asbestos powder! (START SPRAYING POWDER IN SG'S FACE)

SPACE GHOST: Agh!

C. LING TILE: Get up! Get up and face the powder!

SPACE GHOST: No!

C. LING TILE: (SNIFFS) Mmmm! Mmmmm! Suck it in, Ghost! And prepare to die!

SPACE GHOST: Not while I'm alive! Medical school!

(SG STANDS UP AND SUMMONS A GLOWING BALL OF ENERGY)

C. LING TILE: Hey! Stop!

MOLTAR: Space Ghost has mastered the five magics!

SPACE GHOST: May cause drowsiness!

C. LING TILE: No!

SPACE GHOST: From your coffin!

C. LING TILE: You don't have to throw that!

SPACE GHOST: Because you're dead! (SPACE GHOST THROWS THE BALL, CAUSING C. LING TILE TO BURST INTO FLAMES)

C. LING TILE: Hey! That hurts! No!

SPACE GHOST: Well, it looks like C. Ling will fit in perfectly...on the roof...in jail!

ZORAK: He sure will, Space Ghost!

SPACE GHOST: Moltar, that's one tile that needs to be replaced!

ZORAK: It sure does, Space Ghost!

SPACE GHOST: Shut up, Zorak!

ZORAK: (BLINK) (BLINK)

SPACE GHOST: You make me sick.

ZORAK: I do, don't I?

(ALL LAUGH)

SPACE GHOST: Now, don't we have some sex to take care of?

SARAH JESSICA PARKER: (LAUGHING) Yes.

(ALL LAUGH AGAIN AS THE FLASHBACK ENDS)

SPACE GHOST: That's how I defeated C. Ling and then, of course, did sex. (PAUSE) It was all action, Jerry. Magic and action.

JERRY SPRINGER: Unbelievable.

SPACE GHOST: And yet, very true. And yet, very true.



Posted on May 30, 2002, 2:50 AM

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