9.8: Naughty tentacles are NOT a fact of life. Deal with it.
9.9: Size DOES *NOT* matter.
And finally...
10: Snuff lemon stories is bad. Dismemberment lemon stories is bad. In fact, any lemon story where more that one taboo is carelessly and pointlessly violated is very, very bad.
-Sig
I wish Reality would stop being a bitch and just sucks, because at least I'm getting blown.