But seriously, yeah. Shady's right. I skimmed this thing, nothing I haven't come to expect from zee fangirls (no offense, Shades. You're one of the sane ones. I mean... you know. The *rest*. ^^;) I almost can't believe this, but I'm swaying "eh" too.
Why this nutcase would choose something as sacred as the Guide is beyond me, but save your top-blowing from when we get something really revolting like that Megaman "blueberry" fic. :)