I have to write this skit before somebody beats me to it ^_^
by Gavok
(MMK sits in a chair near a barricaded door. The door keeps moving, like something is trying to break out while bright lights emit from the openings)
MMK: Monkeys are loose. Full of beans, sounds like to me. I let them loose... I mean, out of their cages... but I keep them in there... locked up in that room. If I was ever to let them monkeys out of the house, they'd be running the Ballad inside a week.
(Gavok walks over and stands beside MMK)
GAVOK: Everything this man says is true.
(MMK stands up and slowly begins to undo the locks on the door)
MMK: Monkeys are in here. Think I'll let 'em out. (he slowly opens the door up, but then quickly slams it shut) Heh heh. I was kidding. I wouldn't wish the monkeys on my worst enemy. These aren't cute monkeys. Nah. These are like those damn monkeys in "The Wizard of Oz"... only they ain’t got no wings... and they smell bad... These are vicious, mean-spirited monkeys.
GAVOK: Saw a couple of them get a hold of Thomas Wilde once... Hoo boy.
(MMK picks up a phone)
MMK: Is this Peter Gabriel? If you don't release another album in the next decade, I'M LETTING THE MONKEYS LOOSE!
(Cut to MMK handing in his latest RECBT chapter)
MERVYN: Thank you, Mr. Howard. And I just want to say how much W4 and I appreciate you not letting the monkeys out...
MMK: Oh, I figure I gotta let 'em out sometime... tomorrow!
(MMK stares him down until he begins to laugh. Mervyn the Wonder Slug nervously laughs along with him. Now back to the area in front of the door)
MMK: People think I have got the power cause I've got the monkeys. Nope. I've got the power because I'll let the monkeys loose... They don't understand...
GAVOK: If he says he'll let the monkeys loose, he WILL let the monkeys loose.
MMK: Those lugans don't understand THAT... and those lugans don't understand me. But that's okay. That's all right, see... cause people... they understand monkeys.