It's not very long, but it serves its purpose. I'm not sure if OgOpOgO- has ever had a part in MOT, but he's the best I could think of for his role. If anybody wants him changed, go ahead. Now on with the show:
"...and that is why it's always good to get a rabies shot," Wanderer explained to AoD.
"Huh. Did they put Talbain to sleep?"
Falconer got their attention. "Psst, guys!"
Wanderer smiled. "Why, what is it, good friend Falconer?"
"The fanfic is finished. Oh, and there's a man-eating worm coming our way. Just thought I'd warn you."
"You don't say. How did we do in the ratings?"
Falconer shrugged. "Hell if I know. We won't get the ratings for a couple days."
"I want to know now, Falconer."
"But..."
Wanderer pulled out his katana. "I'll slice off your armpits."
"Fine. We did well. I guess. Double the normal ratings."
"Did you hear that, AoD? We tripled our ratings!"
Falc grunted, "I didn't say--"
Wanderer rested his head in his hand. "So how are those suckers doing down there?"
---
"I heard that," MMK said, wearing a fake beard for some reason. "And I ain't not no sucka!"
"Yeah!" Gavok shouted from behind him. "And I ain't not no sucka, neither!"
As the camera panned down, it showed that MMK was wearing a Roman chest plate and carrying a dagger. In an Aussie accent, he said, "It's tiger fighting time. On my command, unleash Hell."
"Your command?!" Gavok was showed on the monitor in a ratty, armored kilt with blue paint covering half his face. "Aye, it should be I who leads us into the battle. For these tigers can take our lives, but they'll never take--"
"Why should you be the leader?" MMK said, dropping the accent.
Gavok dropped his fake Scottish accent. "I have a Bronze Grudgie."
"Well, I have the Church of Kaphwan."
"Well, I've updated my site in the past year."
"I have a fanbase."
"My show was more popular."
"I have a giant tongue."
"I wrote the most Forgot About Jae chapters."
"I wrote the most Reforming Evil Can Be Tricky chapters. And I started it!"
"I write more UVR stuff!"
"I write better UVR stuff!"
"Well, you're Canadian!"
"Well, you're not!"
"I wrote a 200k FAQ about the MK series!"
"Then you wrote 200k of crap."
"Well, your beard is stupid."
"Well, your war paint looks like a blotch of ink."
"Well, you're a chumpstain."
"Well, you're a jackass. And a crybaby."
Gavok angrily jumped up and down. "I'm not a crybaby! I'm not! I'm not!"
"Guys!" Snot said, dressed up as a convict. "Can we just get on with this?"
MMK and Gavok looked Snotling up and down. "Why are you dressed like that?" MMK asked.
"I saw you guys and I thought we were going trick or treating."
Gavok scratched his chin. "Huh. Maybe later." He held up a sword. "But with the six of us together, those tigers don't stand a chance! Right, guys?!"
MMK and the Black Snotling pumped their fists into the air. "Yeah!"
And off the three ran. Arlieth, Racewing and Ryukage stayed, each looking mostly uninterested.
"Think they'll all die?" Race asked.
Arlieth sighed. "One can only hope."
Ryukage whispered to the others upon making a joyous discovery. "Guys, the door is open."
Racewing smiled. "All right. Quick, let's get out of here before the others notice."
Arlieth looked back at the Loons and then followed Racewing and Ryukage. "So should we barricade the doors shut in case they survive?"
Racewing began to roll a boulder he found lying around. "Of course. Give me a hand with this."
"You know," SD said while watching the Loons and the tigers in the distance, "I'd kind of like to help them out."
"The Loons?" Arlieth asked.
"No, the tigers."
"Don't worry, SD," Racewing said. "I have an idea for revenge that you could be apart of. Come, we have some talking to do."
"Racewing, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
---
"Falconer, they're getting away. Do something!"
"Okay, hold on. I'm going to mess with the security code so that they can't escape the lobby. I just have to pull this lever and..."
Just then, a giant worm smashed through the control room's wall and devoured Falconer like he was a piece of popcorn.
"Good going, Falconer!" Wanderer said. "Not only did you neglect to stop Racewing, Arlieth and Ryukage from leaving, but now you're dead!"
The worm entered the studio and growled at Wanderer.
"Good doggy." He turned his head to the band. "Hey AoD, rail this thing, would you?"
The keyboard station was empty.
"AoD...?"
---
Burghy and AoD walked down the sidewalk in their suburban neighborhood. The two of them ducked out early from work to go catch a flick.
"So what are you and It seeing?"
"Bonus-Kun in the Morning! In this one, Bonus-Kun finally finds his way back home!"
"Far out."
"HALT!" a massive figure shouted as it stood on its lawn. It was Justice, the leader of the Gears.
Burghy waved. "Hey there, Mr. Justice! We were just going to see a movie!"
"AH! THEN I WISH YOU LUCK IN YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS, BURGHY FROM DOWN THE STREET!"
AoD looked him up and down. "Feh. Nice robo-dick, tool."
Burghy took a couple steps away. Then he just ran like hell.
The Gear arced his back. "GRAAAAAAHHH!!" before letting loose with his ultra-cheap, unavoidable beam super. When he finished, two minutes later, all that was left were a pair of boots and a lot of smoke.
Somehow AoD's voice could still be heard saying, "...asshole."
---
"Falconer, are you there?"
One punch to the chin later...
"Oh, there you are." Wanderer stood up. "Where are we?"
"That worm's stomach, idiot."
"The 'Stomach Idiot'? I did infomercials for that!"
Falconer groaned. "That giant worm swallowed us."
"So it's just us in here?"
Falc sighed. "Not exactly."
"Hey guys!" OgOpOgO- said, cheerily.
Wanderer blinked. "OgO? How long have you been in here?"
"Quite a while, actually. Hey, how's it going out in the real world? Are there still naked ladies out there? Those are my favorite kind!"
Wanderer nodded at OgOpOgO- and then turned to Falconer. "So let's talk about what went wrong with today's show."
Falconer looked down. "You know... I left my flannel jacket back at the studio."
"It's *gone*, Falc. It's long gone."
---
Arlieth sat back in his chair and drank some hot cocoa. "And that's how it happened. Wanderer and Falconer got eaten, AoD got blasted, Racewing and Shady are up to something and the Loons are dead and/or trapped."
"And Burghy saw a movie," Nere said.
"Right... Sure, and Burghy saw a movie."
The eDANgelist, leader of the Aqua Deformed Hoolee Force, got in his face. "Yeah, that's a nice story, but it doesn't explain what happened to my wallet!"
Kenma rolled his eyes. "eDAN, your wallet's in your right hand."
"Oh no it's not! This is a wallet clone!"
Kenma nodded, skeptic at eDAN's words. "A wallet clone."
"Yes! Hey, I know these things. That's why I'm the leader. That why I was able to beat up that flying Shy Guy in our back yard."
Nere lifted his eyebrow. "You were attacked by a Shy Guy? You mean from Super Mario Brothers 2?"
"Yes! And I'll do the same to you if you don't shut your trap!"
"eDAN!" Kenma yelled.
"Well, he started it!"
Arlieth continued drinking. "So after you beat it up, what did you do with it?"
"Eh, I just tossed it into the garbage can in Kenma's room."
"I don't have a garbage…" Kenma's eyes widened. "Oh no! The cloning machine!"
"Aha! See, I told you this wasn't really my wallet! Now cough it up, Arlieth!"
As a sound of screeching reached his ears, Nere's eyes grew twice their normal size. "Guys, run!"
"To the Hooleegonmobile!" eDAN yelled as he, Kenma and Nere escaped.
Arlieth was still sitting in the chair, unaware that behind him were several dozen angered, flying Shy Guys. "Hey, you guys have a Hooleegonmobile? That's pretty--" he turned his head. "Oh my God."
---
Back in the theater, three tigers sat in the front row. One wearing glasses, one wearing a towel cape and one with a top hat. The latter one burped really loudly.
"You guys. Off." MMK snatched his glasses off the one's head and put them back on. "Ah, much better."
The three tigers growled and walked away.
Snotling sat back into his seat. "I thought you said that was a way out, Gavok."
"I say a lot of things."
MMK stared at Gavok for a second. "You know..."
"Yes, I know. My arms are missing. The tigers bit them off and I can't seem to find them."
TBS shrugged. "Hey, at least Jumpy's not here."
MMK nodded. "Yeah. Besides, the Homestar Runner look is good on you."
"So we're trapped. Again." TBS stretched his legs. "What are we going to do now?"
"Same thing we do every night," MMK reminded him.
"Melee?" Snotty asked.
"Melee," MMK concurred.
Gavok sat down. A blue Gamecube controller floated in front of him as if he had invisible arms. "I shot first player!"
A tiger growled in the background.
"No," MMK told it. "We haven't unlocked Game and Watch yet."
So, comments?
Gavok
And if James is Y2MMK, how can I incorporate Christian into my name? :P