Think "Dynasty Warriors" fanfiction. Now add in something written by somebody with no basic grasp of Chinese history, an anachonistic ski lodge, yaoi undertones, and ancient warlords of China acting like frigging modern teenagers, and you've got the gist of the fic. Ow.
Somebody needs to get these people to an East Asian History class. *Now.*
Anyway, yeah. Just a thought.
Dragomorph
"Damn you, Koei, for making historical figures bishy!"