>Chapter 16: Onslaught of James
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>"C'mon Chris!" yelled James. "Don't waste your time with Foot Soldiers!"
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>Chris saw a Foot Soldier kick out a door, and defeated him.
VID: Just like that. He defeated him. How dramatic.
>"Just move it and only take out the ones with guns and spears," said James. "Also watch out
>for Swingers and Dragon Riders!"
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>A few Slimes watched on
TBS <Foot Soldier>: Aren't you going to help us?
MARK <Slime>: No, I figure I'll just watch.
TBS <Foot Soldier>: Thanks a whole lot.
> as James and Chris blasted through a few Machine Gun Foot Soldiers
>and some Clay Dolls. James then picked up a Knife Soldier's skateboard
TIFF: Why do the Knife Soldiers have skateboards? Or did I miss them
becoming Tony Hawk Soldiers?
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>through the hall.
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>"C'mon Chris! Let's let them have it!"
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>James and Chris started hacking and slashing at anything that came near them, and James
>proceeded to use FIREBANE, ICE-3, and LIGHTNING BOLT spells on anybody out of range. James
>and Chris flew through two floors of the tower in less than two minutes.
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>"James, it's Adam!" yelled Chris seeing Adam blocking a door.
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>"Your party ends here, James and Chris. You will not beat any of us friends for life."
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>"That's what you think Adam," said James. "Try beating someone your own size!" Adam tried
>to throw a punch at James, but James reversed the hold and threw Adam down.
MARK: Looks like someone has been playing Dead or Alive 2.
GAVOK: Don't give him ideas!
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>him down, James wrenched Adam's arm so it would hurt for a long time, then handcuffed him
>to the nearby radiator.
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>"I don't have time to be messing with you," said James.
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>"Got the key," said Chris.
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>"Onward and upward," said James. "Let's move it!"
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>"Man, these Dragon Riders are annoying!" yelled James, as they fired their Machine Guns
>from above in the night tunnel.
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>"And the Foot Soldiers don't help either," said Chris as he got circle-gunned from behind.
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>"Just keep pushing," said James. "EXPLODET 2!" James's explosion backed off some of the
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>"HOCKEY PUCK!" Chris fired a Hockey Puck at one of the Dragon Riders, disabling him.
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>James then grabbed one of the circle-gunners and blasted him hard with his fist.
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>"C'mon, let's get to the end of this tunnel," exclained Chris.
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>"Not so fast," as Emmanuel on blades caught up to James and Chris.
TBS: He's got blades on his feet?
GAVOK: Must have learned it from the Katana Foot Soldiers.
[Rimshot.]
>Chris then tried to punch Emmanuel high, but Emmanuel went for a double-leg take down.
>Chris hit his head on the way down.
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>"Too easy," said Emmanuel.
VID <Geese>: Predictable!
>"Not for me," said James. "HADOUKEN!"
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>Emmanuel dodged the fireball with his skates, and tried his own take-down. James caught
>Emmanuel coming in.
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>"You won't be able to hurt me, buddy," said Emmanuel.
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>"That's what you think!" James then grabbed Emmanuel body-to-body, then lifted him up, and
>slammed him straight down to the ground.
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>"I think you just hit Rock Bottom," exclaimed James.
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>James then turned to Chris,
MMK: Little did the audience know that James was Chris all along.
> "Chris, you OK?"
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>Chris shook off the stars, "I think I'll be fine. Five minutes down, three more to go."
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>James and Chris then ran into a group of Swingers.
MMK <Swinger>: You wanna trade wives?
>"No way we're getting through these guys very easily," said James. "Prepare yourself,
>Chris!"
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>"I got it," said Chris, as he hooked down one of the Swingers.
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>James then jumped up, and kicked the other Swinger in the face. Suddenly, four robots
>drilled up from under the ground.
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>"DO NOT RESIST US!" spoke one of the robots.
MARK <Robot>: You will be assimilated.
>"Roadkill Rodneys!" yelled Chris. "James, look out!" as one of them fired off a laser.
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>"ACK!" yelled James as he got blasted by one. "Be careful!"
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>"TRIPLE RUSHING ATTACK!" Chris drilled one of the Roadkill Rodneys with one slice, another
>with another slice, and finished off a Swinger with another.
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>"SHOURYU-REPPA!" James summoned all of his ki into his fist, and crashed into a Roadkill
>Rodney with one uppercut, another Roadkill Rodney with his second uppercut, and hit the
>Swinger with the big uppercut.
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>"You will not see Dann Zenretsu in person, James!" as Alex Getney skated in behind James
>sucker-punching him.
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>"You'll pay for that one Getney!" said Chris nastily. James was shaking off the cobwebs.
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>"You were told to watch out for my power," said Alex.
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>"Well, you won't take this very well. MULTIPLE HOCKEY PUCK!" Chris ripped thirty 110 MPH
>pucks right into Alex's body. Alex fell down to the ground dizzy and dazed.
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>"That's three down, now for Dann Zenretsu," said James. "We're almost finished, and ten
>minutes to go to find him!" yelled James.
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GAVOK: Refresh my memory. Why did they get the Sword of Truth if they
aren't going to use it?
VID: It's a final boss item. It makes the last boss easier to defeat.
TIFF: Like they need that kind of help?
VID: Point taken.
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>Dann was waiting on his post before Necrosaro, but his parents had came down.
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>"Dann, it's time that we finally unify," said Mr. Zenretsu.
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>"I have to stand my post," said Dann.
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>"We have already talked to Necrosaro, he'll take care of it. Come with us: James won't be
>able to handle you after he's dealt with Necrosaro."
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>"But this is my post,
MMK <Dann>: ...and you won't edit it!
> and my friends have fallen!" yelled Dann.
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>"Do as your parents tell you to do," said Mr. Zenretsu, "or we'll make you do it."
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>"I am not coming!" yelled Dann.
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>"Well then, we'll make you." Mrs. Zenretsu then took out a bristled hairbrush and drove it
>into the back of Dann's hand and arm.
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>"STOP IT!" yelled Dann. "This is my post!"
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>"You do as we tell you, or we don't stop," said Mr. Zenretsu.
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>"All right, I'll do it," said Dann. "Let's go to the top of the tower."
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>The Zenretsus then approached Necrosaro, "Open the stairway to the top, Necrosaro. James
>faces Dann after you," said Mrs. Zenretsu.
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>"What if I fail?" asked Necrosaro.
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>"We know what to do then," said Mr. Zenretsu. "Now open the stairway."
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>"All right," said Necrosaro. "But I do mind you that I wish Dann was ahead of me."
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>"Too bad," said Mr. Zenretsu. "We can take him right out of your control if we wish, just
>as we did to James many moons ago."
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>"Let's go Dann," said Mrs. Zenretsu, pushing the brush harder into Dann's arm.
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