I don't want to start a flamewar, just whine a bit, but could you please tone down the "stoopid Eyrie and their stoopid Mary Sues and their stooopid cool toys" riffs? It's true, I'm not denying it, but pointing it out is just not bleeping funny.
Alternatively *only* make those riffs and cut out the other 2/3 of interesting, witty and amusing ones, so I can just skip the whole MiSTing altogether and we'll all feel much better. As it is, reading MiSTings of Eyrie fanfics is a strangely sadomasochistic experience of high hilarity and extreme irritation.