First, the wedding is held in absentia, using two cardboard cutouts, one of Sakura Kasugano, the other of Ving Rhames. Snot raises an objection, saying he needs to go to the bathroom. The rings are exchanged, but since they can't put it on the cutout figures, MMK and Gavok put the rings on their fingers, officially declared "best buddies 4eva". Rice ensues, and Snot is locked in the bathroom.
Second, Race is gagged and forced into the wedding ceremony with the cutout of Sakura. Since Race is gagged, Snot acts as the translator, but he's not very good at it. ("He says there's something in his leg.") A bit of a row breaks out as Tiffa refuses to wear the poofy bridesmaid's dress. Mark, for some reason, is also wearing a bridesmaid's dress. Hilarity and a chainsaw ensues.
Third, Race and SD are actually hogtied and brought into the wedding amid loud protests. Vid acts as the preacher, and shoots Mark in the foot after he interrupts the ceremony a few times asking about who's going to pay for the caterers. All acts somewhat normal until the time for objections come up, then Ice Fenix runs on and professes his love. Doesn't matter to who, but he does it anyway. There is some confusion, then Emerald comes in with the wedding cake, threatening to stop the wedding until he gets recompensation for his catering bill.
Fourth, same as above, but at the objections, Chris busts in with the New York Rangers hockey team demanding concessions and demanding to see James. During this, as cameos seem to be the norm in this type of literature, eDangelist, Kenma, and Nere bust in, holding James at gunpoint. A tense standoff continues over the wedding ceremony, resulting with Vid getting real angry and shooting Eric Lindros in the kneecap. To justify this, Vid says "The guy's always on the injured list. Not like a shot in the knee would make any more difference."
Fifth, same as above, but add a bit more objections to the marraige from Wanderer ("You're a pervet, she's underaged, you have any fuckin' CLUE what the kids would look like?"), Roll Light ("You TRAMP! You stinking TRAMP!"), Liu Kang ("If you continue, then Nightmare James has WON!"), and Snot ("The bathroom is out of toilet paper again.")
...actually, we can probably combine the five quite nicely.