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VID <Max>: Drawn without reference material, most likely.
From "Sam and Max" by Steve Purcell, from an episode where they go to the Phillipines, featuring kangaroo-driven carts, flaming skull idols, and the delicacy of "Weasel On A Stick". At least Mister Purcell was at least honest in his portrayal on Filipinos than our esteemed Sorge in this piece. -rJ
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<Sadako>: Damn pesky kids and their rock music!
MARK: If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die.
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Please, don't let it be Teras Kasi.
A highly stylised Jedi martial art, used not only to harness the chi-like force into an equilibrium within yourself, but also makes for a perfect excuse for Lucasarts to release a Star Wars licensed fighting game. It's about time. I wanted to hit Chewbacca in the crotch for years. Smelly bastard. -rJ
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<Beowulf Shaeffer>: Perfectly respectable gentlemen took to leaving their hotel windows without their lift belts.
MARK: Sounds like Schein's doing inventory.
<VSSE>: The organized crime syndicate "Wild Dogs" is also believed to be involved. Good luck, Chris.
<Snowflake>: Now I will give him the *glaring* of a *lifetime*.
<singing>: I'm going to swallow my tears! I'm going to turn, and, le-e-eave you here!
TBS <PeeJee>: Lights flash. Everyone dies.
TIFF <Kim: But the kingdom is seated on a featureless plain--
TBS <PeeJee>: LIGHTS FLASH! EVERYONE DIES!
<Weird Pete>: Tsk tsk, Gordo, you aren't gonna have GPS for another 15 years.
<Dong>: My foot burns! Hee hee hee hee hee!
<singing>: Souma yergon! Sou nou yergon! We are shaking the tree!
GAVOK: The Mark of Zenretsu, featuring monster designs by Toshio Maeda.
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WAND: Leon Uris *hates* Arabs!
<Rohug>: And the living will envy the crackheads.
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"Hey, she found the Yashichi."
One of many symbols used in Capcom games that usually meant a refilling of life, an extra life, or one of many other things. They also used a nice little spaceman called Alpha and a cow. -rJ
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MMK: Jake Singer never left Vietnam.
WAND <Often>: "724 Broome and Park Street." I thought that part was supposed to go on the *outside* of the envelope.
[TBS mimes slipping the letter away from WAND and reading it.]
WAND <Often>: Ooookay... maybe the envelope was on the floor all along and we just didn't notice, or it fell off a cupboard... look, it's *not* a ghost.
<Bobby>: That woman is hitting her husband with her baby. It looks sad.
"Like letting Marc Silvestri draw you."
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No, ye gods, it's Harry Knowles!
The man behind Aint-It-Cool News, a site known for being an "insider look" at upcoming Hollywood projects and long lost cinema gems. He is also known on many occasions to be a brown-noser and rather big and buttery piece of a man. Hence, there's not too many marraige proposals to him like Jenn Dolari gets.
-rJ
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<singing>: Know your rights! All three of them!\
FALC: Quoted from Demitri Maximov's brief stint as a hero.
*Wow. So *that's* what Kekko Kamen looks like without her mask.
Kekko Kamen was a notorious superheroine in the early Japanese Animation market. Her costume consisted of a red mask with bunny ears, a yellow scarf and red pleather boots. That was it. Nothing else. Running about, beating up bad guys with plenty of T&A and other things thrown in was the norm. And you thought Sailor Moon was bad for the children, didn't ya? -rJ
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GAVOK: "I'll see you in Hell, William Munny."
"What do you think I'm doing? I'm having an intellectual conversation with the roof of your house!"
MMK: Joel Gertner?
MMK: Now at a Panera near you!
FALC <Julian>: Or maybe we could buy some eggs, or ginger beer!
ALL <Famous Five>: Huzzah!
GAVOK <Violent Ken>: OOOOOOOH... OOOH-GAAAH!
MMK <John Coltrane>: OOOOOOMMM!
MARK <singing>: And it's just like honey, When your love comes over me, Oh baby I've got a dependency, Always strung out for...
RACE <slowly>: 0-2-5-1- cool! That's the Kingston Flyer!