We interrupt this MiSTing for... a nervous breakdown.
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Got a proposal for you all.
For those of you who've read ahead, the tentaclethingy's next victim is none other than the lovely Sakura Kasugano.
This is bad.
Racewing, villain or not, would never allow this. Therefore, I have a proposal for you all. Simply put, he goes nuts and tries to stop the film, but through a series of events, he ends up in the theater riffing the rest of Part 1.
Perhaps he can go back up to the film booth for Part 2, aka the PSX Gamegal Beatdown. (There gonna be a halftime skit or something?) But I do *not* condone the rape of Sakky-chan. Nuh uh. :)
(Yes, I *know* what my doujin collection contains. Shut up, children.)
I have decided to work my brain for absolutely no reason, and come up with a sample skit.
What say you all?
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>(VI) SAKURA
MMK: Hey. *Sakura* now?
GAVOK: They got to the *hidden* characters? Geez...
TBS: Hmm You know, I wonder if--
(Suddenly, a piercing scream fills the theater, amplified by the loudspeakers. ALL hold their ears.)
TBS: Yyyyyyep. Figured this might happen. Ouch.
RACE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stop the fic! Stop the fic now! This was *not* in the contract!
ZAHID: The hell? You're just gonna stop the reel just like that? What about torture? What about revenge?
RACE: It's Sakura. SAKURA, goddamnit! I can't let that happen to her! I *can't*!
(RACE sniffles.)
ZAHID: Oh, for crying out loud...
R.JAK: You all thinking what I'm thinking?
(ALL exchange evil grins.)
MMK: What's the matter, Racey? Don't wanna see your pwecious widdle schoolgirl-friend get tentacle raped?
RACE: Shut up. Or I *will* start this thi--
TBS: Maybe the blob thing will morph into those college boys she escaped from a long time ago and we'll see what might have been.
RACE: Shut UP!
eDAN, NERE(mimicking Sakura): "Aah! Aaaah! Please stop, Mr. Evil Tentacle Man! I just might start to *enjoy* it! Aieee!"
RACE: Shut up shut up SHUT UP!! Do NOT make me come down there!
MMK: Maybe in the next chapter, Roll'll join in! I bet she'd *love* that--
RACE: That's it! Zahid, open the theater doors! I'm about to give them all complimentary samples of my many cans of whoop-ass!
GAVOK: YES! Score!
(The theater doors open, with Race standing just beyond them, glowing a dark shade of green as he walks inside.
Unfortunately, eDAN, NERE, R.JAK, TBS, MMK, GAVOK, and the MMK DOLL stand, battle-ready.)
GAVOK: I didn't know the MMK Doll could fight.
MMK: He can't. He's just there for the intimidation factor.
TBS: The *intimidation* fa--
MMK: Just trust me.
RACE: You! Oh, you are all so dead. Oh yes...
NERE: Oh, come *on*.
MMK: Seven-against-one, Racey? You couldn't take us all on if even you had Big Shins!
(The doors close.)
RACE: Um... Zahid, dude, you might want to open the door... I'm still in here.
ZAHID: Oh, no. Nuh uh. You suck, man. Always thinking with everything *other* than your brain, letting people get to you, yet *I'm* the "sidekick"? It ends here, Geson! This time, *I'm* the villain. And all of you... sit your asses down! The fic ain't done yet! Prepare for PAIN!
(ZAHID cackles madly.)
eDAN: Well, shit. Didn't anyone ever tell you to keep your sidekicks on a short leash?
NERE: Yeah, really--HEY!
R.JAK: Well, it won't matter after a couple of minutes anyway, right?
(ALL crack knuckles.)
RACE (tries to budge the door. of course, he can't): Um.... you sure we can't talk about this?
MMK: Actually... guys, stop. I think I know a better way to punish him.
GAVOK: How's that?
RACE: ....uh oh.
MMK(^_^'s evilly): Let's all... sit back down.
RACE: .....actually, I've changed my mind. Kill me. Please--
TBS: Oh, nononononono. It's time you learned a little lesson, Racey. Guys?
(eDAN and NERE carry RACE and plop him in one of the seats. The others sit back down in theirs.)
GAVOK: "Let the fanfic... BEGIN!"
RACE: Zahid, when I get back up there, you're a dead man. And that's probably the understatement of the year.
ZAHID(scoffs): Yeah. Right.
RACE(sniffling): Sakura-chan... no...
(The 'fic rolls once again.)
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Enjoy. And feel free to make my character as miserable as you possibly can down there. :)