...ya know, now I recognize about *half* of those...
by
>much pain and eventually fell. "Ryu and Sub-Zero win! They move
>onto the Third Round," said the monk.
EMMY (with English accent>: The rest of you can go bugger off!
(I just saw the movie a few weeks ago, but forgot about it. ~SD)
> Edgar: When Zor arrived he managed to say something about an
> Esperattack.
TBS <singing>: And when the evil Esper attacks, these Mary Sues,
don't--
MMK, GAVOK, TBS <singing>: CUT 'EM NO SLACK! Teenage suck-ass jobber
writers! TEENAGE SUCK-ASS JOBBER WRITERS! *TEEN*--
(Yes, I *have* seen TMNT. I just only *remember* two lines from the theme. The ones parodied here are neither. ^_^ ~SD)
> "Some system of justice! Where's my trial? Where's..?"
WAND <Isis>: Carmen Sandiego?
MMK <Isis>: Waldo?
SAMAS <singing>: ...my VCR, my long tall glass of lemonade? Where's my picket fence,
my stereo, my TV show?
GAVOK <Isis>: My elephant! WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT? WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?
(I saw that episode of the Simpsons. Unfortunately, that was a year or two ago... ~SD)
> a soft, golden light.
MMK <monotone, as if scrolling text>: A soft, golden light
surrounds your party. Ness gains 8 HP. Paula gains 6 HP.
Jeff gains 8 HP. Poo gains 6 HP.
[ALL stare at MMK.]
MMK: Oh, come *on*, people! You know what I'm talking about,
right?
VID: Sadly, yes, I do. [sarcasm] "How to modernize a fantasy
world - make all the magic 'psychic powers'!" [/sarcasm]
RAN.X: How can you not love a game that kept your money in an ATM?
R.JAK: Well, that leaves me out.
JON: Heh heh. "Poo".
(Cool. I got the title right. ^_^ ~SD)
> "Your little diversion worked,
> Ginovaef," said Victor, placing the
> last G-Virus sample into its secure
> container.
Z-BOT: Gulp for each backstabbing, evil male. Gulp again if their plan succeeds.
[ALL gulp twice.]
VID <Ginovaef>: Of course it did. Because I'm evil.
ARL <Victor>: Really? It's that simple?
VID <Ginovaef>: Well, let's look at the precedents. "Homestrike". Evil won.
"Shadowloo". Evil won.
ARL <Victor>: Well, those weren't exactly cases where evil had very stiff
competition, you know.
VID <Ginovaef>: Exactly. Evil will always triumph over good. Because good is dumb.
(Okay, *now* shoot me. I *love* that movie, and I missed the referance... ~SD)