I was trying ot think of a way to blame it all on the Voice. The Voice is evil, you know. He is the cause of everything.
He (the voice is male, and did once have a name; it's ben ret-conned out of history now) denies that the "reveiws" are torture, sadistic experiments or anything of the like. Now's the time to prove otherwise.
So if you want to have your mads call the big V, I'm happy to provide dialouge.
Oh, as an added bonus, you get to destroy the voice's TV (and everything else in the apartment save for Rebecca and the BW Inferno toy) after the fic's done.