Let's see what I remember after a year or two... ^_^
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Story begins with Gryphon discovering Plot Contrivance technology and accidentally bringing Kei and Yuri to life. After translating them into English, he and Zoner start to date 'em. The Dirty Pair blow up the Wedge cafeteria, Gryphon creates his mech and shows Kei how *not* to ride a motorcycle, the Knights of Something or Other show up and start fighting the Wedge Defense Force, the leader of the Knights tries to defeat the WDF via dubbed Minmay singing, somebody can actually survive that and kills the leader, Wedge becomes spaceship, they take off. End part one.