And, what, the 4,000,000,000.3 It Doesn't Matter riffs won't?
Skit:
[I saw the parallel, and couldn't resist...]
[SCENE: A small cardboard cutout of the SDF-17 is hanging from the ceiling by string. RACE, standing off to the side, acts as a narrator.]
RACE <Narrator>: In AD 1992. War was beginning.
[A Kraft bomb lands in front of the cutout and explodes.]
[SCENE: Inside the SDF-17, which is basically a couch, on it's side, painted many different colors. MMK <Gryphon>, GAVOK <Zoner>, and DH1 <q> are all inside.]
MMK <Gryphon>: What happen!!
GAVOK <Zoner>: Someone set up us the bomb.
DH1 <q>: Like, we get signal.
MMK <Gryphon>: Main screen turn on.
[An figure appears; it is TBS, dressed as Iczer-2.]
TBS <muttering>: I can't believe I'm doing this...
MMK <whispering>: Shhh! You'll ruin it.
[TBS mutters, then builds himself up.]
TBS <Iczer-2>: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
[MMK leans into an odd hunched-over position.]
MMK <Gryphon>: What you say!!
TBS <Iczer-2>: You have no chance to survive make your time.
[Off to the side, LYNX and REBECCA are quitely talking as they watch.]
LYNX: I cannot believe I'm seeing this.
REBECCA: Shhh. I find this fairly amusing.
LYNX: What?
REBECCA: Shhh...hey, have you seen Tiffa anywhere?
LYNX: No, actually, I wonder where she could...
[A chainsaw is heard revving up.]
LYNX: Hmmm.
[Inside the "SDF-17".]
TBS <Iczer-2>: Ha ha ha ha.
[TBS fades away.]
DH1 <q>: Like, captain!!
MMK <Gryphon>: Take off every Legios. You know what you doing.
[The chainsaw revving gets louder.]
GAVOK: Uhhh...MMK?
MMK <Gryphon>: Move Legios.
[The sound is now just behind the SDF-17 set. GAVOK motions to DH1. DH1 nods, and they both sneak off the set. ALL except for MMK and TIFF are now off to the side, watching. MMK is completely oblivious to this fact.]
MMK <Gryphon> For great jus...
[TIFF shreds through the wall next to the "set", and looks directly at the MMK with malicious intent, and with chainsaw in hand.]
TIFF: I. Hate. All. Your. Base.
MMK: Oh, crap.
[TIFF wildly wields her chainsaw as everyone off to the side ducks behind the small counter in the kitchenette. At the end, TIFF is breathing heavily. The entire room, including furniture is, and little pieces of MMK are everywhere. ALL come out of cover.]
LYNX: Holy crap.
RACE: That's nothing. You should see what she does when someone asks her if "That's her final answer?".
TIFF: Ihateallyourbase. Ihateallyourbase. Ihateallyourbase...
[TIFF collapses as MMK's head rolls out form under the remains of a wooden stool.]
MMK: Ummm, GAVOK?
GAVOK: Yeah?
MMK: See that large piece of gore by your feet?
GAVOK:...yeah.
MMK: I think that may be my spinal cord. Wanna come over here and try and re-attach it.
GAVOK: Sure. S'what friends are for, right?
MMK: Yeah. And get some of my limbs, while you're at it, OK?
GAVOK: Sure. Snot, help out.
TBS: You gots it.
REBECCA: This must be the dark half of invincibility, or something.
MMK: You're telling me?
[Red lights flash and sirens flare.]
EMERALD <Over the intercom>: OK, people, gather yourselves...heh heh, I crack myself up...and prepare for the next installment of pain.
[ALL shuffle in. GAVOK and TBS collect MMK pieces as they all take seats.]
There, that's better.
And, you do have to admit, the scene where Iczer-2 appears does somewhat resemble the original All Your Base scene.