Reel in strain and hook up that IV unit...PJ's back and he's as disillusioned as ever!
Watch in awe as Umbrella trator Albert Wesker single-handedly captures Vampirella and transports her back to his new employer's lair! Gasp in shock as Wesker takes advantage of his "free time", and does very, very wrong things with his reproduction aperatus! Laugh hystaricly as PJ not only resurects Rebecca Chambers *(in a mannor of speaking)*, but actualy lets his main characters *live* for a change! *Three* of them, to boot!
Marvel at the fact that an author who's works total *megabites* of space won't acknowladge Albert Wesker's real name! (No, there is no one named Alfred Wesker. Stop asking, you.)
Cringe as PJ makes his usual ass of himself while you tour his usual Resident Evil *la tour deja meurtait la elle* , and makes us all wish that our parents had never been born!
While reading, the tired cliches will soon wash over you, so I hope you brought your Umbrella. Remember: It's *their* internet, he's just using it.
--Phil
"Give her your vest, Wesker," said Vampie.
"She looks just fine as she is," leered Alfred.