" I like your MSTs, Mot3k. I think that no one should ever have to read PJ stories, or Zor stories for that matter. Being as you and your friend have read so much fanfiction, I was wondering what you think of the anthology the the Half-Life Writer's Block, of which I am a part, is writing."
As it's based upon a Half-Life mod entitled "They Hunger," I immediately thought of you, snarky. Zombies *and* Half-Life? Sounds like your sort of thing.
http://www.wbfanfic.com/hl/anth/rr/pub/
It's not porn, as far as I can tell. You can start breathing again.