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Viper
Posted Jan 26, 2006 9:23 AM
> (Snake calls the Colonel on the codec.)
>
> Snake : Naomi! The chief! What happened?
>
> Naomi : I... I don't know. It looked like a heart attack but...
>
> Campbell : A heart attack? No...
>
> Snake : ...Colonel, are you hiding something from me?
WAND <Colonel>: Yes.
VIPER <Snake>: All *right*, then.
>
> Campbell : Absolutely not. Snake, you've got to understand. This op is
> security level Red. You need the highest security clearance to
> get access to the complete file.
>
> Snake : You want me to believe that you are in charge of this op, but
> you don't have access to the complete file!?
>
> Campbell : I told you. The Secretary of Defense is in operational control.
> I'm just here as your support.
>
> Snake : ........
ALL <Squall Leonhart, deadpan>: Whatever.
>
> Campbell : Snake, we don't have time to debate. get out of there and find
> President Baker!
>
> (The door to the woman's cell is opened and a struggle is heard. After
> a moment it stops and somebody opens Snake's door. He looks out and
> sees the guard naked on the floor, unconscious. Snake is held up by
> somebody disguised in an enemy uniform. It is the woman from the cell.)
MMK <Snake>: ...that guy over there is naked.
ZEMLYA <Woman>: I know. I had to knock him out so I could escape and disguise myself so I can't get caught.
MMK <Snake>: Why'd you take his briefs off?
[A long, uncomfortable silence follows. ]
MMK <Snake>: ...l-lady...why'd you take his briefs o-
ZEMLYA <Woman>: -it's my first day, okay!?
[This could end much better, but I can't think of anything... -V]
>
> Woman : Don't move! So you killed the Chief. You bastard!
>
> (Snake turns around to face the woman.)
>
> Woman : Liquid!? No... you're not.
>
> (Snake makes a sudden movement, he startles the woman.)
>
> Woman : Don't move!
>
> (Her hands are shaking. Snake notices this.)
>
> Snake : Is this the first time you've ever pointed a gun at a person? Your
> hands are shaking.
>
> Woman : !!!
>
> (Snake grabs her gun and points it at her. She reacts quickly and grabs it
> back. Snake grabs the barrel of her gun and pulls it to his forehead.)
>
> Snake : Can you shoot me, rookie?
VIPER <Woman>: At this range? Not sure...
>
> Woman : Careful, I'm no rookie!!
>
> Snake : Liar. Your eyes wander. There's no confidence in them. The eyes of
> a rookie You've never shot a person, have you?
>
> Woman : You talk too much.
>
> Snake : You haven't even taken the safety off, rookie.
>
> Woman : I told you I'm no rookie!!!
>
> (Enemy soldiers are waiting outside the door listening to this, waiting
> to come in.)
[MMK, TBS and GAVOK all mime putting their ears up to a door.]
MMK <soldier, whispering>: Ooooooh, he is in sooooo much trouble...
[TBS and GAVOK snicker like little girls. MMK <Soldier> weakly hits them.]
MMK <soldier, whispering and snickering>: Shhhhh! Shut up, shut *uuuuup*!
>
> Snake : You're not one of them are you?
>
> (One of the soldiers motions to the others to make their move. They
> nod in agreement.)
>
> Woman : Open that door! You've got a card don't you!?
>
> Snake : Why?
>
> Woman : So we can get the hell out of here.
>
> (The door opens and the guards rush in.)
VIPER <Soldier, singing>: I'm tellin' all y'all, it's a-
[VIPER and ZEMLYA <soldiers> jump through an imaginary door in bizarre poses.]
VIPER, ZEMLYA <soldiers>: -SABOTAAAaaaa...gurk...
[WAND is holding both VIPER and ZEMLYA by their throats.]
WAND <deadpan>: Sit. Down.
[He drops them both back into their seats, then returns to his.]
>
> Snake : Looks like we'll be a little delayed. What are you doing!? Don't
> think! Shoot!
>
> (They battle the guards and defeat them. The woman from the cell runs
> out of the room.)
>
> Woman : Thanks for the help.
>
> Snake : Wait!
TBS <Snake>: Wait a minute! She nicked my wine gums!
>
> (She makes a bee-line for the elevator. Snake is looking at her butt. As soon
> as she reaches to the doors of the elevator, she turns, and a mysterious man
> appears floating behind her in a flash. The screen dissolves into static...)
>
> First man : You fool! You've killed him!!
>
> Second man : I'm sorry, Sir.
>
> (A third man speaks, his voice is distorted, as if speaking through a
> gas-mask.)
>
> Third man : ...His mental shielding was very strong. I could not dive
> into his mind.
>
> First man : Now we'll never get that detonation code...
>
> Third man : Boss, I have a good idea.
>
> (The third man stares at the first one. The first one stares back, and both
> look behind them to see the arm of a woman with a tattoo briefly as the scene
> all fades into noise. We see Snake mysteriously gazing into space, as if he'd
> see a ghost. The woman in cocks her rifle sideways...)
VIPER: Cheeky.
>
> Snake : Hmm?
>
> (She begins to fire at him. Snake quickly dodges back into the cell room as
> he sees her firing in a circular pattern. The elevator doors open and she
> enters, taking off her headgear as the doors close in front of her. We can see
> it is a girl. Snake leaps out of the corner with his Socom aiming at the
> elevator, but the doors have already doors closed in front of him. Too late.
> Snake suddenly hears breathing, and the floating man briefly appears behind
> him for a split second. Snake turns around to find nobody there, but then the
> man appears back near the elevator doors. Snake now sees him and is puzzled.
> He sounds like the third man from the last scene.)
>
> Third man : Good girl. Just like that...
>
> (The man disappears just a abruptly as he came. Snake is now very confused.
> He calls up Naomi on the Codec.)
>
> Snake : Naomi, I just had some kind of hallucination. Is it from the
> nanomachines?
>
> Naomi : No, Snake. The nanomachines are functioning properly.
>
> Snake : So what was it?
VIPER <Naomi>: Interference from a phone sex line.
>
> Naomi : It must have been psychometric interference coming from Psycho
> Mantis. FOX-HOUND's psychic. Think of it as a mental feedback
> loop.
>
> Snake : So that was Mantis...?
>
> (Snake finds President Baker tied to a concrete support beam on level B2. He
> walks over to him.)
>
> Snake : Am I too late?
>
> (Baker coughs up blood.)
>
> Snake : He's alive. You're the ArmsTech president Kenneth Baker, right?
> Don't worry, I'm here to save you.
>
> (Snake reaches out to touch the old man.)
>
> Baker : Noooo! Don't touch it...
MMK <Snake, hysterical>: Why? Why are you afraid of our love!? Is it because you think I'm UGLY!? Am I FATTER than the other girls!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
[MMK <Snake> jumps out of his seat, tears streaming down his face.]
MMK <Snake>: WHY!? WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS PLACE INTO A HOUSE OF *LIES*!?
[MMK <Snake> runs around the theatre, wailing like a banshee.]
VIPER <watching MMK>: Such a nice guy... [^_^s]
ZEMLYA: [nudges WAND] He...does this a lot?
WAND <still looking forward>: *All* the *time*.
>
> (Snake retracts his hand quickly as he sees C4 attached to wires
> surrounding the president.)
>
> Snake : C4!
>
> (A gun is cocked somewhere in the back of the room and a shot is fired.
> Snake jumps up into the air and the bullet flys beneath him.)
>
> Ocelot : Right. Touch that wire and the C4 will blow up along with the
> old man! So you're the one the Boss keeps talking about.
>
> Snake : And you?
>
> Ocelot : Special Operations FOX-HOUND.
WAND <Ocelot>: ...and you...are levitating.
VIPER <Snake>: Sorry. My bad.
>
> (The man twirls a revolver in his hand.)
>
> Ocelot : Revolver...
>
> (More gun-action.)
>
> Ocelot : ...Ocelot.
>
> (Ocelot holsters his gun.)
>
> Ocelot : I've been waiting for you, Solid Snake. Now we'll see if the man
> can live up to the legend!
GAVOK <Ocelot>: Put on this robe and wizard hat.
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