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TMP
Posted Jun 1, 2006 12:34 AM
Just wondering...I was sorta observant of the fun, or lack thereof, on the other ballad, and figured I'd wander over to this clambake.
Wanted to see if I can get it on the hot babes, cool beer, and total maximum awesomeness you seem to have over here. It's like an episode of Fastlane, except it's not total crap.
At the very least, can I apply for the position of MOT Guest Rapper...I'm really good at standing around, wearing team apparel, and saying "Yeah." and "Uh-huh." off the beat. I'll even have my driver take the heat if Wanderer shoots anyone.
Since you guys seem to have personas, here's mine.
TMP (The Mystery Poster) - Nobody seems to know him. This isn't because of his secrecy, but rather that he's completely forgettable. In fact, people often forget who he is while talking to him. He is the most exceedingly (in fact, even grammar left him behind...) generic superhero of all times. Black hat, black mask, black cape, black slacks, white shirt, white teeth. Not even his menacing attitude is convincing. He was assigned Omaha, Nebraska as his superhero territory. He spent many years making Omaha the safe, secure, bland midwestern territory it has become. Well, actually, it was bland, safe, and secure before he got there, and he spent most of his time fighting to keep himself employed. Having decided that Omaha has been made so safe that nobody will dare encroach, he left to seek a legacy, fame, and fortune. Upon his departure, it was oft heard in the hills and wheat fields and...ummm...places where there aren't hills and wheat fields... "The Mystery Poster? Who?"
The Mystery Poster makes a fantastic foil, as while he's not stupid, he's awe-inspiringly midline - it's like Elvis's EKG. Yesterday. Most sex-jokes, obscure comments, and Loon activities will probably go over his head, although he does have a joke in those categories from time to time. He does have a tendency to miss the boat, so puns and misinterpretations would probably be his best stuff. His primary hero powers are preening, failing at critical moments, and throwing random items which make no sense as weapons, but just happen to slay the villain.
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