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  • Who's the bravest?
    • Military Brat
      Posted Oct 11, 2000 9:52 AM

      One night in a bar, sits a marine general, an army general,
      and a navy admiral. Each of them is claiming how brave their
      soldiers are. So they decide to have a test and see who has
      the bravest soldiers. The marine general goes first, so they all
      go the marine base, and the general calls out a private.

      "Yes, Sir," says the private. The general says, "You see that
      tank out there. I want you to run at it, and don't turn back."
      He gets killed, and the marine general says, "My soldiers are
      the bravest."

      The army general interjects and says, "No, no, no, my soldiers
      are the bravest." So they then go to the army base. The army general
      calls out a private. "Private!" "Yes, Sir." "You see that
      firing squad out there. I want you to run at it, and don't come back."
      He gets shot and killed, and the army general says, "My soldiers
      are the bravest."

      The navy admiral interjects and says, "No, no, no, my soldiers
      are the bravest." So they then get on a navy ship. The admiral
      calls up to the guy in the Crow's Nest. He says, "Private."

      "Yes, Sir."

      "Jump."

      "Screw You!!!" , the private says.

      "My soldiers are the bravest," exclaims the admiral.
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