One night in a bar, sits a marine general, an army general,
and a navy admiral. Each of them is claiming how brave their
soldiers are. So they decide to have a test and see who has
the bravest soldiers. The marine general goes first, so they all
go the marine base, and the general calls out a private.
"Yes, Sir," says the private. The general says, "You see that
tank out there. I want you to run at it, and don't turn back."
He gets killed, and the marine general says, "My soldiers are
the bravest."
The army general interjects and says, "No, no, no, my soldiers
are the bravest." So they then go to the army base. The army general
calls out a private. "Private!" "Yes, Sir." "You see that
firing squad out there. I want you to run at it, and don't come back."
He gets shot and killed, and the army general says, "My soldiers
are the bravest."
The navy admiral interjects and says, "No, no, no, my soldiers
are the bravest." So they then get on a navy ship. The admiral
calls up to the guy in the Crow's Nest. He says, "Private."
"Yes, Sir."
"Jump."
"Screw You!!!" , the private says.
"My soldiers are the bravest," exclaims the admiral.
|