Just before they put me under on one of my operation's I shook up the OR staff.
I told them that on my last operation the staff were very unprofessional.
How so they asked?
I told them I heard them joking about my manhood.
The silence was deafening.
The look on their faces was priceless.
I went out before I could tell them I was only funning them.
I don't think their used to people joking just before their about to be sliced and diced.