I found several on Google

But first:

>>>>>>``The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just keep your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.''
-Frank Zappa <<<<<

See what happens when I go looking.

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