Dear ________________

1) Carol
2) Honey
3) Family


I am so ______________

1) sorry
2) fucked

For_________________

1) Shooting myself in the back of the head 5 times
2) Fucking Up
3) Getting caught

I feel I just can’t________________

1) betray our President who is completely innocent of any wrong doing whatever and the godless commie media and politicians will torture me until I lie about our completely honest and blameless President, God bless him.
2) Go on.

I have always tried to do______________________

1) My patriotic duty to America. May God bless her!
2) Everything in my power to enrich myself at the expense of everyone and especially take advantage of the kindness of President Bush who never once ever granted me a favor despite all those tens of millions of dollars I gave him.
3) The right thing.

But where there was once great pride now____________________

1) There is only shame that I have besmirched the honorable name of Bush with my treachery.
2) I am so fucked.

I love_______________________ so much

1) Money
2) President Bush and his entire Family
3) You
4) And the children

I just can’t be____________________ any longer

1) A traitor to the Republican Party and President Bush and America (God Bless Her)
2) A backstabbing tool of the godless commie pinkos
3) A liar
4) Alive

The Pain is _________________

1) Painful.
2) Poopy.
3) Fucked.

Please try to________________________

1) Tell President Bush it was me and me alone who stole all the money.
2) Make sure I am not autopsied I can’t stand the thought of being autopsied.
3) No one else sees this note.

Signed _______________________

1) Yours truly Honey,
2) Regards Honey,
3) Humble best wishes Honey,

(Insert Enemy name here)

That is the single funniest thing I've seen all day!

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

nt

n/t

notNO

Of course, he rarely gets anything I send him because he has too much mail.

I posted it on the Suicided Note thread over at DU and gave you credit.

This is too good not to pass around. I'm going to email it to everybody I know.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Thanks for the compliments and Lorenda, Funny is free "brilliant" is expensive.

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nt

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

""Make sure I am not autopsied I can’t stand the thought of being autopsied.""

I done split my side agin.

,

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mY GAWD, mAN! Have you no dAMNED sHAmE... ????


Why do you hate America so MUCH!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaHHHH





Still shakin' that bush, boss; still shakin' it!




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"Rebel"

n/t

notNO

he's far too kind, sniffles

Let me know if it's a problem (addy below)...

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