Just a funny story,
When I was a about 19 a number of us young people went to a Island just off the Mainland for the Easter Weekend. There were many youg people from that village returning home for Easter as well so the village was full of youth and entertainment.
By Sunday night when we had not much more than 3 hours sleep and the dancing started at midnight (you can't dance in the Pacific on a Sunday) by 3 am we were very tired so 4 of us (2 boys and 2 girls) decided to go to the swimming beach 2 miles from the hose we were in. When we got there we stripped and put our clothes in the bough of a boat lying on the beach and we all went in swimming. Shortly after this all the young kids from the village came down, as they had followed us visitors, and sat in the boat. (children invillages don't sleep when there's a dance on) We were stuck in the sea for over an hour and we were getting cold but still the kids did not move away.
The other boy swam up the beach to a mangrove creek and plastered his crutch and buttocks with mud, as though he had shorts on, then he went and collected our underwear from the boat and brought them out to the rest of us. We then went back to the dance.
We thought that we got away with the kids not being aware we were skinny dipping untill recently one of those kids (now a grown man) comes from the islands to Australia to Study and is here at our University in our city. He just realized who I was and told a funny story at my expence to the others from home who are here while we were all drinking Kava. I told them all that if they wish to I can introduce them to the best places to skinny dip here, but they did not take me up on my offer and it hasn't come up again as a topic for discussion around the Kava bowl.
Just thought this may make some one laugh.
Tevita