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Another Naked Bumper Sticker List

July 3 2008 at 10:08 AM

  (Premier Login boydallen)
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•Coed naked everything.
•Bare butts are cool.
•Bare is beautiful!
•I'd rather be naked.
•I'd rather be skinnydipping.
•I give bare hugs.
•Want to see me naked? Just ask!
•Nudists have nothing to hide.
•Become a nudist. See more of your friends.
•Surf naked!
•Born to be naked!
•Born naked.
•If God wanted us to be naked, we'd be born that way.
•Nudist: been there, done that, don't want the T-shirt.
•Make a bold fashion statement - go naked.
•"Nude" just means barefoot all over.
•Nudists prefer one-button suits.
•A birthday suit is always in fashion.
•You can't outgrow your birthday suit.
•Taking your clothes off is getting something for nothing.
•I can’t help being naked, I was born this way.
•Live Nude and Prosper.
•Clothes are overrated, humanity is underrated.
•Live Green, Live Naked.
•Living Naked is Living Green.
•Living Naked is Ecologically Sound.
•You should see my farmers tan!
•Nudists did not exist until clothing did...Think about it.
•If you think about the concept behind clothing, you will find clothing to be very indecent.
•A smile comes naturally when it's the only thing you're wearing
•We were ALL born with an image of God; what have you been doing with yours?
•We were ALL born with an image of God; why are you hiding yours?
•Did you notice that God covered their beautiful living human skin with the skin of a dead animal?
•Nudists don’t get bellybutton lint.
•Save time and resources, go naked.
•So I’m a “Nudist”; you are a “Clotheist”
•Clothing is such hard work! Why bother?
•Go to work naked.
•Nudists have Casual Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays...and weekends and holidays and...!
•I have nothing to wear, and I like it that way!
•Nudists never run out of something to wear.
•(Your Activity Here)Naked
•Nudists like to show off their “Bum”-per sticker


Boyd "Live Nude and Prosper" Allen

"May the Lord protect our nudity from the sight of those who will not benefit, and may he allow us to be seen by those who will."



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Terry
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Good Stuff

July 3 2008, 8:18 PM 

Although, I think if I read, "If God wanted us to be naked, we'd be born that way," anymore I'm going to have a fit. Its getting old fast. Rather...it GOT old fast a long time ago...LOL.

 
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Boyd Allen
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Thanks

July 4 2008, 6:21 AM 

I admit, I copied the first half of that list from somewhere else, and "If God meant for us..." was already in that list. I thought I would add and improve that list. It was made back in '97 by somebody out there.

I made up the rest from "I can't help being naked, I was born this way" on down.

That last one, "bum"per sticker just bumped into me out of the blue.

Boyd

 
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Terry
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Re: Thanks

July 4 2008, 10:29 AM 

Yes, I will admit that the "Bum"per sticker idea is a great one. The others are good, too. If I didn't have a job where people were so sensitive about appearances and I didn't have to fear being fired I use one of them.

 
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Daniel
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Re: Another Naked Bumper Sticker List

July 3 2008, 11:40 PM 

•I'd rather be skinnydipping.

I've been concidering having that saying put up on my truck.

•Nudists like to show off their “Bum”-per sticker

LOL, I like that one.

 
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Ramblinman
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Re: Another Naked Bumper Sticker List

July 4 2008, 9:53 AM 

Here are my favorites:

"On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary." -- Dilbert

Skin does not equal sin.

Are Scottish Nudists Off Kilt-er?

I can type 10% faster in the nude.

I hate tanlines.

I'm not naked; I've got my hat on.

When you wear only a smile you smile a lot.

You don't have to be skinny to enjoy skinny-dipping.

May All Your Children Be Born Naked

 
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Re: Another Naked Bumper Sticker List

July 4 2008, 3:33 PM 

I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk.

 
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Boyd Allen
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Hats or Sandles, I'm not naked.

July 5 2008, 7:46 AM 

Rambler,
You wrote: "I'm not naked; I've got my hat on". Actually, that is not far from the truth.

Somewhere up in the North East, maybe Vermont, or one of those states, a man was taken in for going nude in the public. Turned out they had to release him. He was wearing sandles, so he was not considered as naked.

Boyd

 
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Re: Another Naked Bumper Sticker List

July 4 2008, 3:53 PM 

"Coed Naked Everything" would probably be misinterpreted. yikes lol

 
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Co-Ed Naked

July 5 2008, 7:49 AM 

Co-ed naked everything was in the original list. I wasn't so sure about that one either. But I didn't want to break up the original list.

Now Co-Ed Naked could mean "Go to school naked".




Boyd "Live Nude and Prosper" Allen

"May the Lord protect our nudity from the sight of those who will not benefit, and may he allow us to be seen by those who will."



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