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Voted best joke in Ireland 2006

May 18 2007 at 11:58 AM
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Mick  (Login Mick_OC1)

 
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious".

 
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Voted best joke in Ireland 2006

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May 18 2007, 7:52 PM 

Ha,Ha,Ha.

I don't get it Mick.

Faugh-a-ballagh

 
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