No, why the heck would I wear makeup, I'm a guy
Nope, no picture of cute little ratty
Age: 13
State: I'm the one from Iowa. GO HAWKS!!! BLACK AND GOLD FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rat status: Recently lost second rat in 4 months. RIP Nibbles (the fat albino 2-year-old) and Snowball (the cute little 3-month old; why'd you have to die so quick?)