http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
What do you think? From this:
"All true eh... Once in the 90's my TP had to defend himself against a baady,he took care of biz,and kept on walking. Baddy used a cell and reported to le leos that he was attacked. My bud spent some time in Rikers,and when he came out he was all ****ed up ,and stopped all communication w/his buds. Too depressed to even pick up le phone. Dropped out of everyone's rader cuz of his stint in prison ."
To this:
Your Text, Dialectized (jive)
"All true eh. Lop some boogie... Once in de 90's mah' TP had t'defend himself against some baady,he took care uh biz,and kep' on walkin'. Baaaaddy used some cell and repo'ted t'le leos dat he wuz attacked. Mah' bud spent some time in Rikers,and when he came out he wuz all ****ed down ,and stopped all communicashun w/his buds. Too depressed t'even pick down le phone. Dropped out uh everyone's rada' cuz uh his stint in prison ."
An improvement, eh? I think they definitely need 'Le W' on one of those dropdown menus
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