Ola!

Bueno!

I is Mr Loco Mendez, Bilbao's crazy crazy fuseballer, and I want to establish good relations with you, senors, and your cheeky senoritas...I hear special things about your local women, and how shall we say, hey hey, enjoy muchos action.

My good friend Antonio has told me all about you affectionate people from the north of an old fishing town...It is true our towns have alot in common - Maybe you can tell me; is your Umbert Bridge anything like our humble Guckenheim? I can't wait for the game - to bask in the cultural delights of a rejuvenated city, like my own - hey, hey!

Well my good, what do you say in English? Buddies?, till the friendly and then onto the Hull streets later for a bit of Hull Cheese and a bad boy fisticuffs with some of the 'odd looking' Hull fans...

Adios,

L. Mendezxx